ilovemonkeiz

I do believe my title says it all, but I'll elaborate.

What do I actually want in a guy?
Someone who has the ability to be a jerk, but doesn't overuse it.
Someone who can just be the sweetest guy in the world.
Someone who can make me crack up laughing without doing something completely stupid.
Someone who isn't a complete idiot. 
Someone who won't make me feel stupid.
Basically, someone who is always there if I need him, no matter what, no matter when.

But where do I find this glorious guy?
Nowhere. 
My thoughts are that they're all either taken or gay, because that's how the world is. 
It's just plain against me.